chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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