Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
don't judge my taste in strippers
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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