And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
His nipple licking is glorious
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