Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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