everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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