It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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