So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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