Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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