They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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