i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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