ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My pussy is not your playground.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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