Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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