I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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