Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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