Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
NoShamevember. You game?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My dick has a subreddit
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
