My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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