You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
so let's talk penis.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Your cock deserves a montage
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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