South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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