Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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