y did u give ur computer a hand job?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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