are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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