Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Operation Purity has been aborted
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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