GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Can I color on your dick again?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You made out with two different species that night
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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