I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm at about main and main street
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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