I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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