There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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