Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
