wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she peed on how many people?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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