You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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