when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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