At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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