she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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