I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
They took my balls.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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