yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You're a waste of cheezeits
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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