Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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