Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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