How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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