Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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