Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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