Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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