How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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