Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
No...this little piggys going to the bar
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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