i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
