Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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