I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I touched a dick in church today
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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