you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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