he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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