what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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