I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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