we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Randomize
