well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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