So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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