Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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