My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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