What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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