at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
